I'm a girl. I'm in college. I can be funny. I can be corny.
I'm a starving writer who hopes to make enough money to live off her work. In a mansion. With 20 hot, young butlers in speedos. And a pony.
Okay fine. Let's be reasonable. I'll take a two room apartment and some double-stuf oreos.
I like purple and I hate spiders. And...And...that's about it. This blog is mostly just about stuff I like too, because I love to write. Anything really. So I guess this blog will be part memories, part present, and part just anything.
Okay,I'm done. You now officially know everything you need to properly enjoy this blog.
You may cease scrolling your pupils over my letters.
No,really, you can.
Please stop reading!
Okay fine! Here, have this!
