How to do the Ducky Dance

 I kind of forgot to come up with an idea for a post today...You know, what with babysitting Legion for seemingly endless hours. So I'll just make a more awesome post later. For now, I would like to pass down a tradition performed within my circle of odd, special, and possibly insane friends.

Whenever my friends and I have accomplished some big task, we generally do... the Ducky Dance! People will stare, but we will DANCE! High fives are the gestures of yesterday. Get in the now with this dance! Here are some brisk instructions on how to do the fabled DUCKY DANCE!

Bring your arms up to your chest, almost like chicken wings but your elbows should be close to your ribs.

Stick your butt out and assume the position of a wandering duck.

Now move your butt from side to side, rotating the hips. Doggone it, you've learned the ducky dance!

Toes in Different Area Codes

My toes are ugly... It's a shame because I know a lot of people with pretty toes. But then again, some people have toes uglier than mine.

Yes, uglier than those up there ^. And weirder. Much, much weirder. Time for a toe montage!

 The Buzz Cut

The Airhead Toes

The Chonga

Velociraptor Toes

The Sasquatch

The Fashionista

The Second Toe

My boyfriend caught me drawing these and started giving me attitude and talking about how ugly my collection of drawn feet are. So I said "You draw a foot in MS paint since you're so great at everything". And this is what he drew...

I'm not even sure what to say about this. It's good in some dimension, I suppose. He is left-handed... But my feet are better.

In your face, meanie.

So now, you show me your feet! Whoever has the most creative looking foot wins a blobish portrait of themselves drawn by me. Hooray, crap drawings!