If cooking eggs makes you feel like a wimpy three legged dog, try our new egg products!
Are you tired of wearing your old woman's silly apron? Does it make you feel like feeding your dog one of your testicles?
|We know the feeling all too well.|
Manprons come in three awesome manly colors of your choice! No stupid artificial coloring here. All Manprons are made with 100% natural ingredients!
Do you hate lightly sprinkling salt over your tasty dishes with a puny little spoon? You won't anymore with the Salt Mincer! This device is specially made to extract your very own bodily salt using only the manliest method! Mincing! Simply smack the hell out of your self and the Salt Mincer will do all the rest, converting your blood into a tasty spice!
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|Say it with pride, you man you.|